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Hmmm... This driver is obviously embarrassed about driving a Ford, as he's peeled the badge off. I'm not sure if the car is wet or something, but it gives the appearance of being covered in dents. The 'centre park' wiper means that it always looks like you've left your wipers on when you pulled the keys out of the ignition. Barry boys think this is cool, I think it looks crap.

Pauxhall Corsa. First owner was probably a 36 yr old woman who used it to venture to Tesco and take her kids to school. Now some teenage lad thinks that adding a bodykit designed for a car 3 times the size, and putting some alloys on will make it a 'street machine'. The windows have been blacked out so that you can't see his spotty 14 yr old girlfriend. Funny how a girls car can be made masculine by adding some tasteless body mods.
I'm told that this Ford Escort is in fact a diesel. Yes DIESEL. That's the fuel used by tractors and taxis. I've never seen such a tastless use of colour and bodywork. This car must live in Southend or somewhere else in Essex. I dread to think how much he's spent making it look this crap. He's stuck with it for life because no one is going to want to buy it now.
Thought you might like a frontal view of the escort. I'm still trying to find something about the car that I like. Not sure if the multi-colour effect was intentional or whether it's been in lots of accidents and patched up with 2nd hand panels .... Answers on a postcard.
Nissan Micra. This is the snow plough edition. Remember that saying "all mouth and no trousers" - well that originates from the bloke who first saw this car. Not sure why it needs an air scoop on the bonnet either. Someone loves this car to bits - shame no one else does - notice how everyone else is looking away from it.
 
This car says "shit happens" across the windscreen. Too right it does. Something very shit has happened to his car. Here we see that very same "over the top" front bumper that seems obligatory in 'barry boy' world. They all fit these bumpers without thinking about whether or not they compliment the car's existing style. Mr Original here has also copied all his 'barry' mates and cut two useless holes in his bonnet. Nice.
Doesn't look any nicer from this angle either.
I got sent this photo and had to share it. Bog standard escort with tinted blue rear lights (odd) and a silly spoiler. Then we've got the aftermarket big alloys. The owner has written 'Sorted' where 'Escort' is usually written. Not sure what's sorted about this car. Incidentally the passenger isn't wearing a seatbelt ("I'm so tough I don't need one"), and has a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. All the stereotypes confirmed in one here.
Another Escort. This photo was sent to me and was apparently taken from an advert on a work noticeboard "for sale" section. This is a perfect example of bad taste. What's going on with the headlights? Looks like someone got excited with a giant size bottle of tippex. Tiny little alloy wheels, a body kit and half the windscreen covered over in white sticky back plastic. The mandatory tinted windows also make an appearance. I can see why he needs them - I'd not want to be seen dead driving it either.