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Barryboys Forum FAQ
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Login and Registration Issues> Registration Issues
Why can't I log in?
You're a retard. It's the only possible explanation.
Why do I need to register at all?
Fuck knows. We don't want you. You're probably ginger.
Why do I get logged off automatically?
No one likes you. Maybe you're French, that could be it.
How do I prevent my username from appearing in the online user listings?
Don't sign up. We don't want you, I think it's mentioned somewhere...
I've lost my password!
So?
I registered but cannot log in!
Are you ginger? Or French?
I registered in the past but cannot log in anymore!
We probably didn't like you.
User Preferences and settings
How do I change my settings?
Stop being ginger.
The times are not correct!
So Dylan was wrong. The times, they ain't a changin'.
I changed the timezone and the time is still wrong!
So, you're too cheap to buy a fucking watch, eh?
My language is not in the list!
We only speak 'foul' here, and certainly not French.
How do I show an image below my username?
Take a fucking picture, I don't know.
How do I change my rank?
There are several ways: mostly though, buying an MX-5 seems to be the best way.
When I click the email link for a user it asks me to log in.
Good. Now, do you have a question?
Posting Issues
How do I post a topic in a forum?
Wow, how new are you to the internet?
How do I edit or delete a post?
Start your own fucking website, that's how.
How do I add a signature to my post?
Wait until I post something funny.
How do I create a poll?
Don't. This is not a democracy.
How do I edit or delete a poll?
See 'How do I edit or delete a post?'
Why can't I access a forum?
Who knows, maybe you're ginger. Or French.
Why can't I vote in polls?
See 'How do I create a poll?'
Formatting and Topic Types
What is BBCode?
Knowing when to shut the fuck up.
Can I use HTML?
I don't know, can you?
What are Smileys?
Stupid little fucking pictures that take the place of literacy and the craft of written expression.
Quite useful, actually.
Can I post Images?
Only of your norks.
What are Announcements?
Exactly what we tell you they are.
What are Sticky topics?
Anything started by Rob_BC.
What are Locked topics?
Anything started by you.
User Levels and Groups
What are Administrators?
Humourless cunts, usually purple, who will post a condescending reply to your first post then lock it. Unless they drive an MX-5 (which, come to think of it, is most of them), in which case, they'll just fuck off to a pub somwhere in the middle of nowhere and have a piss-up.
What are Moderators?
Those cunts who insist on explaining what a 'unit of alcohol' is.
What are Usergroups?
Rover fanbois.
How do I join a Usergroup?
Buy a Rover.
How do I become a Usergroup Moderator?
Insist that Rovers are the epitome of automotive design. We won't argue, promise.
Private Messaging
I cannot send private messages!
Who would you want to send them to? you have no friends. You're ginger, remember? Or french.
I keep getting unwanted private messages!
Serves you right for posting pictures of your norks.
I have received a spamming or abusive email from someone on this board!
Pfft. Who hasn't?
phpBB 2 Issues
Who wrote this bulletin board?
Shakespeare. Who gives a fuck?
Why isn't X feature available?
Which one is he? Is he the one that's shagging Halle Berry?
Whom do I contact about abusive and/or legal matters related to this board?
Oh, just about anyone. We can be as abusive as you like. Legal matters must be referred to Clive, you can e-mail him at clive @ barryboys.co.uk but don't count on him giving a shit.
We hope this FAQ section has been helpful (in persuading you to fuck off and never come back).
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