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Twattish Driving Thread (Videos only!!!)

Author: tuftus
Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:52 am (GMT 1)
Topic Replies: 2710

He was way too late with his 'dab of oppo' there...
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robneymcplum wrote:

Well, i just rimmed my missus and to be honest it wasn't all it was cracked up to be. In fact i found it quite unpleasant. Just thought i'd let you know.

Twattish Driving Thread (Videos only!!!)

Author: SamuthNBS
Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:40 am (GMT 1)
Topic Replies: 2710

Hah, the sucker didn't even roll it. Pussy.
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[Famine] And grip has... what to do with drive types?
<Stormscape> Yo dawg we heard you like Macs so we only put one pedal in your car.

Twattish Driving Thread (Videos only!!!)

Author: Dr.Taff
Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:27 am (GMT 1)
Topic Replies: 2710

It was quite clearly some black diesel ice in the shape of a plasterboard fixing.
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17:45:05 [Daywalker] IT'S TACO!
17:45:11 [Rob_BC] I still have a photo of his anus and balls, oddly

Twattish Driving Thread (Videos only!!!)

Author: elise111s
Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:14 am (GMT 1)
Topic Replies: 2710

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgXieZTHqq8&feature=related

You know you're doing something wrong when you can't pilot an exige around a bend that an s2000 went round seconds earlier!
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Sobchakk wrote:

-eunos- wrote:

the "Fast and Furious" Brainwashed me..

Really? I'd have thought a quick rinse would have been sufficient.

A thread for posting stupidly modified non-barry cars

Author: Classic
Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:08 am (GMT 1)
Topic Replies: 1015

Anyone else see this?

Meccano trucks FTW!

Passionford thread discussion - crashed Sapphire Cosworth

Author: elise111s
Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:52 am (GMT 1)
Topic Replies: 287

JonnyA wrote:

There are enough chavvy, meat-head, scumfucks around to buy up the remaining stocks of both.

I guess so... and that's before we get onto the Vauxhall VXR range
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Sobchakk wrote:

-eunos- wrote:

the "Fast and Furious" Brainwashed me..

Really? I'd have thought a quick rinse would have been sufficient.

Passionford thread discussion - crashed Sapphire Cosworth

Author: JonnyA
Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:34 am (GMT 1)
Topic Replies: 287

elise111s wrote:

It seems I had wrongly presumed that all the chavvy, meat-head, scumfucks had moved on to Subarus and that Sierra Cosworths were now cool.

Oh, how i was wrong.

There are enough chavvy, meat-head, scumfucks around to buy up the remaining stocks of both.
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Passionford thread discussion - crashed Sapphire Cosworth

Author: elise111s
Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:21 am (GMT 1)
Topic Replies: 287

Personally I'm suprised by the general level of intelligence on there.

It seems I had wrongly presumed that all the chavvy, meat-head, scumfucks had moved on to Subarus and that Sierra Cosworths were now cool.

Oh, how i was wrong.
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Sobchakk wrote:

-eunos- wrote:

the "Fast and Furious" Brainwashed me..

Really? I'd have thought a quick rinse would have been sufficient.

Passionford thread discussion - crashed Sapphire Cosworth

Author: SamuthNBS
Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:09 am (GMT 1)
Topic Replies: 287

I'm amused by the tags on that thread.

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barryboys, fatbaldcunt

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[Famine] And grip has... what to do with drive types?
<Stormscape> Yo dawg we heard you like Macs so we only put one pedal in your car.

Passionford thread discussion - crashed Sapphire Cosworth

Author: Rob_BC
Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:32 am (GMT 1)
Topic Replies: 287

Like Father Dougal, the boundaries between fantasy and reality are blurry. Especially so when your brain is principally occupied with the whole breathing in and out rigmarole.
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Come with us now on a journey thru time and space.

The Crack Fox wrote:

Bludgeon my face in, kill me, pull me apart like soft bread, punch me in the.....tits. Twist my head clean off, put me to sleep with your kind boots, Mr. Fancey Man!

U.S.Space Marines Captain said, not wrote:

Let's try docking.

23:52:47 [SamuthNBS] I liked to think that I cheered lorry drivers up late at night
23:33:33 [Clive] Rob, you're just weird
23:33:35 Clive has had enough and fucks off

Passionford thread discussion - crashed Sapphire Cosworth

Author: kidsinister
Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:21 am (GMT 1)
Topic Replies: 287

Clive wrote:

It does make me laugh when I read this fiction on barry forums.

I wonder where they get it from myself; it's not like they've normally got any imagination...
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What do I drive then?

don_choco wrote:

There is no honour in cycling.

Passionford thread discussion - crashed Sapphire Cosworth

Author: tickler136
Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:33 am (GMT 1)
Topic Replies: 287

Clive wrote:

Since when has my sporty looking MX-5 been exotic?

To a Ford owner? :Wink:
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kidsinister wrote:

It just seems to me that Stirling Moss and Fangio would have said 'Fuck. This'.

Passionford thread discussion - crashed Sapphire Cosworth

Author: Clive
Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:12 am (GMT 1)
Topic Replies: 287

percybigun on pissing frauds wrote:

if anyone wants anything quick or sporty looking they think it is only ethically and morally correct if its a genuine exotic.

Since when has my sporty looking MX-5 been exotic? And since when did I develop ethics or morals? Horseshit. I pressed a button at a pelican crossing the other day and didn't cross the road. I just walked on. Morals is just a word for lots of blowies.

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it used to be funny when they picked on the proper chav'd up sheds but then they started picking on decent motors and wondered why they became regarded as cunts, and why they got legal action against them

That's actually bollocks as we started on comparitively subtle boring stuff 8 years ago but now it takes proper shediness to win SOTW. We have desensitised and now request higher standards of shitness from barry, not less.

I for one would love to know when we got legal action against us too as, being site founder, it would have been nice to have been made aware that I was being fined/put in prison/raped in the showers etc.

It does make me laugh when I read this fiction on barry forums. If it makes them feel better I'll pretend I got outrun by a shower of 12 valve Corsa drivers in my Perodua Nippa, my favourite car I've ever owned.

A piss poor effort at creative bullshit there from our friends at Pissin Fraud.
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Oldandslow wrote:

Standard wrote:

WAMT?
Stupid bloody female colleagues at work. Apparantly I have to buy the Mrs a present because she is 'letting me go to Amsterdam' in march.

Depends what you're "allowed" to do when in Amsterdam. If you're looking at tulips and Van Gogh paintings wtf do you need "permission" for. No present necessary.

If you're banging skanky whores in alleys, then maybe a nice pair of earrings.

The Ultimate Barry Registration?

Author: aziraphale
Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:17 am (GMT 1)
Topic Replies: 2679

spotted whilst driving today, L60 NOK spaced L60N OK "LEON OK"? is it fuck.
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Standard wrote:

there was never a potato famine... the stupid fuckers just forgot where they planted them.

SamuthNBS wrote:

Only poofs do the ring.

19:11:01 [Famine] I was talking about Daywalker's nutsack.

19:11:23 [Famine] Also, my fingers smell of rabbit.

The Ultimate Barry Registration?

Author: Fluffy
Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:27 pm (GMT 1)
Topic Replies: 2679

Somebody eBaying an Escort Cabrio wrote:

Private plate H6RNX - reads HORNY (valued at upto �1500)