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piratetaco Plump Princess

User Offline Joined: 02 Jan 2005 Location: stuck with an avatar of famine's choosing
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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I love it when people act so high and mighty, because no one here has put their foot down in that speed range when near another car.
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aye every morning i'm there on the M60 looking across at other drivers counting down with my fingers while a mate films it from the passenger seat. _________________
| kidsinister wrote: | | NiallOswald wrote: | | So when are you going to paint the carbon bonnet to match the rest of the car? Looks a bit unfinished at the moment. | Carbon fibre must be seen, or it doesn't work. |
16:51:42 [piratetaco] hnty you just don't listen do you?
16:52:38 [horns] pt> of course not - he's got the undentable self confidence that comes with having that exclusive vauxhall badge on your keyring
20:50:48 [Daywalker] Taco is correct *is sick*
Forumsig dave_baksh-you were right,as usual darling |
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R_U_LOCAL? Dragoon

 User Offline Joined: 29 May 2005 Location: Stevie_d loves his Mum
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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| piratetaco wrote: | | tigran wrote: |
I love it when people act so high and mighty, because no one here has put their foot down in that speed range when near another car.
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aye every morning i'm there on the M60 looking across at other drivers counting down with my fingers while a mate films it from the passenger seat. |
So thats what you were doing the other day. It looked to me like you were having a wank. _________________
| robneymcplum wrote: | | I have no fear or worry about my sexuality, the woman I chatted up and went home with, in my opinion was a woman, right up until her cock came out. |
| Tommo wrote: | | That’s not my previus car, that’s just a car I have owned. |
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robneymcplum Here's a true story I just made up...

 User Offline Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Location: Enjoying drinking for the last few weeks
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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Id rather admit to wanking in my car than racing on public roads. I'd be a damn sight safer, as crashing while racing is one thing, being cut out of your car unconscious, with your cock out and still attached to a 12v car vacuum, which in turn is still plugged into the fag lighter is quite another. _________________
| kidsinister wrote: | had a totally fantastic time. In Wales! Imagine it! |
19:00:16 [Daywalker] No I'm a front bottom. |
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Fractiousgit BB Addict
 User Offline Joined: 10 Sep 2006 Location: The County Palatine
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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A sobering read on Piston heads ,some of these twats should read that, or have it read to them....  |
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piratetaco Plump Princess

User Offline Joined: 02 Jan 2005 Location: stuck with an avatar of famine's choosing
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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| R_U_LOCAL? wrote: |
So thats what you were doing the other day. It looked to me like you were having a wank. |
I'd have owned ya but there was traffic in front of me and I had the rear seats up. _________________
| kidsinister wrote: | | NiallOswald wrote: | | So when are you going to paint the carbon bonnet to match the rest of the car? Looks a bit unfinished at the moment. | Carbon fibre must be seen, or it doesn't work. |
16:51:42 [piratetaco] hnty you just don't listen do you?
16:52:38 [horns] pt> of course not - he's got the undentable self confidence that comes with having that exclusive vauxhall badge on your keyring
20:50:48 [Daywalker] Taco is correct *is sick*
Forumsig dave_baksh-you were right,as usual darling |
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Roverated BB Newbie
User Offline Joined: 22 Feb 2007
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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This is not advisable if you want to live _________________
| A barry wrote: | | "wen i get the £££ want an exhayst system,black halo nagel eyes,diff dark bk lights boot build erm not sure bout owt else ooh i need a new passenger dorr so ifnebodi sees ne same colour in a scrappy let me no lol" |
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joylove Tent Fluffer

 User Online! Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Location: Three posts above yours.
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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| thebassjunky wrote: | | The system I'm proposing would never work. |
| robneymcplum wrote: | | I'm lying. |
| TBJ wrote: | | I'm concerned about rust. | [quote]19:51:21 [thebassjunky] i've mounted an electric drill on the front wheel of my pushbike, with a piece of string connected to the trigger for the throttle
22:50:54 [Mrs_Doyle, discussing traction control on her Rhinerbarge] sounds like nannying to me
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rs-wideboy BB Addict
 User Offline Joined: 17 Feb 2007 Location: Chasing pavements...
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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Cool, but as stupid as stupid gets. _________________
<---Understeering pauxhall of powah!!
<----Mundano with 24 valves.
XBLGT: Mr McG08
| Wiganer v's soobarry owner wrote: | | Of course the Mitsubishi EVO is a far superior car in every respect, however you can't buy one for a grand. So, Welshscooby, do you have an imprezza because you can't afford an EVO? |
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robneymcplum Here's a true story I just made up...

 User Offline Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Location: Enjoying drinking for the last few weeks
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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No fucking way would I even attempt that with someone else there to be hurt, on the same fucking bike. I had no sound on but I assume they're sceptics? daft fuckers, and the passengers for letting them do it? dafter fuckers. _________________
| kidsinister wrote: | had a totally fantastic time. In Wales! Imagine it! |
19:00:16 [Daywalker] No I'm a front bottom. |
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elise111s Far too much time spent on BB
 User Offline Joined: 26 Jul 2005
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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| bollock clenchingly, gut crushingly stupid. |
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ScouserInExile Dragoon

 User Offline Joined: 23 May 2005
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fatbaldbloke Dragoon Moderator

 User Offline Joined: 22 Apr 2004 Location: tipping kidsinister over...
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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Loving the comments and particularly the way the site swear filter picks up on fuck but not cunt.  _________________
| kidsinister wrote: | | It's called being 'inFaminable'. A bit like Papal infallibility, but more perpl. |
| the_amazing_dancing_bear wrote: | | 273 wrote: | | I feel like a character in a Kafka novel. | You're coming across like a character from a Mr. Men book. |
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S519 RDF X78 KGGL201 VNV N287 HVF |
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ScouserInExile Dragoon

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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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| fatbaldbloke wrote: |
Loving the comments and particularly the way the site swear filter picks up on fuck but not cunt.  |
Is his car bottoming out all the way through that clip? What's the scraping noise? |
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fatbaldbloke Dragoon Moderator

 User Offline Joined: 22 Apr 2004 Location: tipping kidsinister over...
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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Judging by the comments it's the tyre rubbing on the arch. _________________
| kidsinister wrote: | | It's called being 'inFaminable'. A bit like Papal infallibility, but more perpl. |
| the_amazing_dancing_bear wrote: | | 273 wrote: | | I feel like a character in a Kafka novel. | You're coming across like a character from a Mr. Men book. |
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S519 RDF X78 KGGL201 VNV N287 HVF |
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wiganer Pie-Eating Armchair Botherer

 User Offline Joined: 07 May 2006 Location: getting stressed!
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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| fatbaldbloke wrote: | | Judging by the comments it's the tyre rubbing on the arch. |
That tyre is definiteley rubbing on the arch now!  _________________
BB has a tame mechanic known as the Wig. Some say he is a cunt. they would be right. |
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Famine Admin Girlie

 User Offline Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Location: Ice fishing!
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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| wiganer wrote: | | fatbaldbloke wrote: | | Judging by the comments it's the tyre rubbing on the arch. |
That tyre is definiteley rubbing on the arch now!  |
Problem is it used to be the N/S/F wheel rubbing on the arch, but now it rubs on the N/S/R arch... _________________ Forumsigs
[C20LETMINI] Go on, be a sheep like the rest of the lemmings
[Liam_Olf] Rovers. Just fucking don't.
Realitysigs
[Venari] Mmm, the smell of rape.
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15:26:38 [Rob_BC] You freaking weirdoid
21:36:03 [DavidB] I never tried to actually take enough in to swallow it.
21:36:07 [tbj] you just have to pour it down yer gullet then?
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elise111s Far too much time spent on BB
 User Offline Joined: 26 Jul 2005
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:53 am Post subject: |
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| He should thank his lucky stars he wasn't travelling at the cars top speed. Imagine that happening at 186 mph. |
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mikey_monkfish Onnabarii
 User Offline Joined: 05 Aug 2007 Location: Up a wall...
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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This might be a pearoast, it might not...
"Going from 80-140mph in 6th gear in my Astra VXR"
...most likely on a private road using a mobile phone (Reflection in clocks).
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12:18:35 [Famine] I am also half-Welsh.
18:02:00 [Mrs_Doyle] needs wheelie bars |
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riot BB Addict
 User Offline Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Location: Edinburgh
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:43 pm Post subject: |
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Not sure how genuine this is (as a police chase) but there's no doubt it's on public roads. Anyone know what those cars are? _________________
| focus_on_this wrote: | | WHAT, SO I'M NOT ALLOWED TO USE CAPITALS ON YOUR WONDERFUL FUCKING FORUM? |
| Reid wrote: | | I personally don't think people should be allowed an opinion on what cars are 'Barry'. |
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alwayzsidewayz BB Addict
User Offline Joined: 25 May 2007
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:57 pm Post subject: |
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| I am nearly certain thats from the getaway in stockholm series, and the cars are, a honda NSX and Corvette (I think ZO6)? |
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ashmonkey21 BB Addict
 User Offline Joined: 09 Jul 2007 Location: At Home making sure i dont mention T627 KWE
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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ffs
Cant they do something more constructive like stand in the middle of the road
 _________________ 'Do you know the definition of nemesis? its a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent...in this case personified by me...an 'orrible cunt'
11:48:54 DoubleSix enters the chatroom, looking for trouble.
11:49:29 [DoubleSix] cumulative trapezoid!!!
11:49:33 [DoubleSix]
11:49:35 DoubleSix has had enough and fucks off |
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ThaRobster Dragoon

 User Offline Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Location: Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, I'm hunting Ethiopian Sea Lions...
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Ashmonkey21 wrote: | fish finger sandwiches
Cant they do something more constructive like stand in the middle of the road
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Seriously, why cant these people get decent phones that do video properly? All that film and not one decent shot of a reg plate  _________________
| Baj, on eMuNiX's occupation wrote: | <Scene: Design meeting>
Designer: We'll make it look like a cock
Everyone: *claps* |
| Rob BC wrote: | | Clive wrote: | Just imagine... it is someone's job to open parcels full of minged up worn out women plungers. Niiiice.
I guess Rob BC will be on the phone now offering his assistance. |
We all need to do our bit for the environment. | VXR Racing Driver of the Year 2007 Semi Finalist |
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The_micra!! BB Newbie <Image not found> User Offline Joined: 23 Oct 2004
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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| get away in stockholm 3 or 4 i think.. its a corvet C6R (maybe wrong) and a honda nsx its a girl driving the corvet and MR X as hes known driving the nsx.. there both racing driviers i think judging by the outakes on the DVD's but thats only a guess.. |
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The_micra!! BB Newbie <Image not found> User Offline Joined: 23 Oct 2004
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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| ignor that was looking at a long ago page and replied like a dope!! runs off to hide again.. |
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webtraveller BB Addict
User Offline Joined: 18 Dec 2006 Location: Hiding behind keyboard
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Ashmonkey21 wrote: | fish finger sandwiches
Cant they do something more constructive like stand in the middle of the road
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Come off it! They're drifting innit  _________________ Mable Peabody's beauty parlour & chainsaw repair night club |
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