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 Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:15 am Post subject: Ebay- Vauxhall Vectra Pulsar |
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:29 am Post subject: |
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He's put the vent on cock eyed  |
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kidsinister
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:55 am Post subject: |
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| Ax wrote: | | He's put the vent on cock eyed |
 Did he not stop, just for a second, and stand back a bit?
Clot.
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:03 am Post subject: |
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No no it's all fine. He's put the spoiler on cock-eyed to compensate.
Maybe the car is wonky, and the scoop and spoiler are bang on?
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:22 am Post subject: |
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The ventage is so far out of centre it's untrue. Surely if you're going to stick a lump of plastic that resembles a cash drawer on you're bonnet, you'd use a fucking tape measure or something. Barry seems to get some wood glue, slap it on and thinks 'fuck it, that'll do'
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:46 am Post subject: |
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| series2rs wrote: | | The ventage is so far out of centre it's untrue. Surely if you're going to stick a lump of plastic that resembles a cash drawer on you're bonnet, you'd use a fucking tape measure or something. Barry seems to get some wood glue, slap it on and thinks 'fuck it, that'll do' |
I think I've found the owner.
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:58 am Post subject: |
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| Ax wrote: | | He's put the vent on cock eyed |
quite how he cannot see that i will never know, its the first thing i saw as soon as the picture loaded..
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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Its DTM innit...
I echo the above statements, all that money spunked & the vent isn't even on straight.
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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Bought for £800 a month ago when it had 110K on the clock and was apparently MOT'd until Sep 09 (presumably a fresh MOT with an extension?).
Since then, it has apparently done 7,000 miles  and the MOT expires in June. 
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Go team Halfords! 
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| fatbaldbloke wrote: | | Bought for £800 a month ago when it had 110K on the clock and was apparently MOT'd until Sep 09 (presumably a fresh MOT with an extension?). |
Not only that, but it got a grand total of .... ... wait for it... ...
2 BIDS !!!
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:13 pm Post subject: Re: Ebay- Vauxhall Vectra Pulsar |
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If only he had parked across two bays at Tesco, instead of between the lines!
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| kidsinister wrote: | Did he not stop, just for a second, and stand back a bit?
Clot. |
Shhhhhhhh. if the muppets knew about stopping,looking and then thinking about what they are currently doing we would have nothing to talk about.
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Why is 1/2 a tank of Tesco/Asda/Netto? unleaded a selling point and why only half a tank. Surely the owner is still driving it thus reducing the amount of petrol in the tank....
If you where to use free fuel as selling point wouldn't a full tank be betwhore. |
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Jim'll fix it
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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Anybody fancy sending some questions via the bay of E?
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| iamanidiot wrote: | Hi, what is the bonnet vent cooling - what's it above? As it appears to be slightly to the left I was wondering if there was a reason for this? I like the car though how fast have you ever had it? Ever raced it?
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| darran82 wrote: | | hi mate the bonnet vent is directly over the engine and induction kit to enhance performance and for the looks i havent had the chance to see how fast it goes but it does go well sits at 80 and cruises along never raced it wife would throttal me lol |
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00:56:53 [mikey_monkfish] He pretended to be old when he was actually about 14.
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| Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:20 am Post subject: |
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| iamanidiot wrote: | | iamanidiot wrote: | Hi, what is the bonnet vent cooling - what's it above? As it appears to be slightly to the left I was wondering if there was a reason for this? I like the car though how fast have you ever had it? Ever raced it?
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| darran82 wrote: | | hi mate the bonnet vent is directly over the engine and induction kit to enhance performance and for the looks i havent had the chance to see how fast it goes but it does go well sits at 80 and cruises along never raced it wife would throttal me lol |
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Nice questions. Ask him if it'll do 80 in 2nd....
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| Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:44 am Post subject: |
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Oh for fuck's sake. Until I opened this thread I had a thing for orange cars with wide arches and black skyward panels; now this cock's gone and ruined it 
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He applied that vent for "looks"?
I don't think Nissan apply that vent because it looks good.
And when they do apply that vent, it's with some degree of accuracy, as opposed to spinning around 10 times, closing their eyes and cack handedly lobbing it in the direction of the car.
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Jim'll fix it
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| Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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Anybody fancy inviting him over here for an informed discussion?
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| Jim'll fix it wrote: | | Anybody fancy inviting him over here for an informed discussion? |
I don't think it's worth it to be honest, he strikes me as the type to completely ignore it.
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