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SamuthNBS
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| iamanidiot wrote: |
I have a pair of Oakey sunglasses (no typo) they're excellent, and they only cost me a fiver. |
You fucking Borry 
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Dac10
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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jeez he got some height on that!
by the way, that "Ferrari" in the Police video is very much a fake. |
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iamanidiot
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Dac10 wrote: | | by the way, that "Ferrari" in the Police video is very much a fake. |
Cheers for that.
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00:56:53 [mikey_monkfish] He pretended to be old when he was actually about 14.
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Mr Toakley
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Dr.Taff
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| Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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Posted a whole 2 pages back.
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Mr Toakley
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| Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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shit me, that's miles away.
I'm going to run away and just observe again  |
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Blue_Van_Man
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| Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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Slowed down after that didn't you, you cunt.
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SamuthNBS
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In my Impreza manual it actually says something very close to the following, "WARNING: Overconfidence due to the AWD system in this vehicle can lead to dangerous driving and even death."
I fucking hate it when people think 4WD makes them invincible. It means to can accelerate better than everyone else and it means you can (probably) make it round corners better (depending on 4WD/AWD diffs, etc) but is sure as fuck doesn't help you brake. Neither do semi-slick tyres, the fucking retard. They probably cost more than his car.
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iamanidiot
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| Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:17 pm Post subject: |
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He loses it twice!? You'd think after the first one he'd take it reaaaaaally easy.
What a tosser, as the -6 comment said.
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00:56:53 [mikey_monkfish] He pretended to be old when he was actually about 14.
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| Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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He said that noise is his ABS 'not helping'
...really? If your ABS was that bad wouldn't you try cadence braking?
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http://tinyurl.com/twathandle
amazing how people won't wait
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16:51:42 [piratetaco] hnty you just don't listen do you?
16:52:38 [horns] pt> of course not - he's got the undentable self confidence that comes with having that exclusive vauxhall badge on your keyring
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iamanidiot
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| Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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^Following on from that...
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00:56:53 [mikey_monkfish] He pretended to be old when he was actually about 14.
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| undercover wrote: | | numpty in the snow |
'Course, it was *all* the fault of the ABS and the tyres, wasn't it? Nothing to do with having no talent whatsoever [/sarcasm]
I hired a Passat 4motion in Sweden on studded tyres over Christmas, and it wasn't too difficult to get out of shape if I wasn't paying attention.
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Famine
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I like his driving technique - if you can't slow down because the conditions are slippery, accelerate really hard immediately afterwards. That'll make it all just peachy.
Also Goodyear Eagle F1s = just fine in snow, thanks. Perhaps checking they have some tread on wouldn't go amiss?
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What the fuck do these people actually think at that moment?
I know the obvious answer is "nothing", but surely like everyone else they have that survival instinct that notices the red lights and barriers, and recognises that a billionty ton train is almost certainly hooning at them at 70mph, which prompts their brain to say "fuck that" and stop.
It's a wonder these people don't kill themselves by forgetting to breath.
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iamanidiot
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:45 am Post subject: |
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It's what they're thinking immediately beforehand that i'm interested in. "Hmm i'll just cut in front of that metal death heading my way, that should shave a precious 15 seconds from my journey."
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Here's a better view of the red car missing the train. You can see he almost hits a car waiting on the opposite side of the road/track. This actually took place just down the road from me.
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iamanidiot
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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This has probably been posted before, but what the hell is going on here?
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| That`s bizarre. It`s not even clear what the reason is for them all doing it. It`s not as if the dual carriageway appears blocked or anything. |
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Sexy.
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| a quote from that article wrote: | | But Kirk, 20, a labourer who has previous convictions for drink-driving, and disorderly behaviour, was given a two-year conditional discharge because he is about to start a new job. |
I really don't know what to say anymore. Next time they will let him off for paying tax because he is going to drive on two wheels on the M6.
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| andyf wrote: | | That`s bizarre. It`s not even clear what the reason is for them all doing it. It`s not as if the dual carriageway appears blocked or anything. |
Low bridge.
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