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Chunk
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Hello No0Bz.
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mikey_monkfish
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| Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome noobies.
Bronze, are you going to Newport Edition this weekend? 
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12:18:35 [Famine] I am also half-Welsh.
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neverlandandy
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| Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:47 pm Post subject: newbie |
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hi another newbie here be gentle with me as i'm a barryboys virgin  i'll get some pics of my car up at the weekend once it's washed and cleaned if the weather holds out  |
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mikey_monkfish
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| Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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Virgin, eh? You're a bit of a cunt then.
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12:18:35 [Famine] I am also half-Welsh.
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ChrisBrick
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| Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm new... Hello! |
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peppy
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| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:13 am Post subject: |
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| Hellooooo! |
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the_amazing_dancing_bear
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Location: I dunno, but I can hear chants and incantations, and some guy is mentioning me in his prayers.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:15 am Post subject: |
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Hi. Thanks for coming.
Put your present on the table, with the rest, and help yourself to a free glass of champagne. Just the one though, Mrs Wembley! 
A naked fatbaldbloke will be along shortly, to enquire about your front door, and Rob_BC will introduce himself to you, and he'll try to pump you for information... well, actually, he'll probably just try to pump you. Male or female.
Steer clear of Robney. That is all I have to say about that.
I hope you've brought a dictionary? Ooh, and how much do you know about treadmills?
Anyway, settle yourself in, and enjoy your stay. Keep your hands off the buffet, it's not for you. If you're hungry, Clive can probably give you the number of a couple of local takeaway pizza places.
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MonkeyWrench
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| Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Hello from sunny Lincolnshire. Found the site a while ago but only just joined up (for no reason other than laziness)... as Lincolnshire is ripe for the picking with barried shitwagons I figured it was too good an opportunity to miss. |
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robneymcplum
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| Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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Hello noobs.
And you don't need to steer clear of me, I'm OK as of this moment.
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19:00:16 [Daywalker] No I'm a front bottom. |
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fatbaldbloke
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| robneymcplum wrote: | | And you don't need to steer clear of me, I'm OK. |
That's definitely a matter of opinion.
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| the_amazing_dancing_bear wrote: | | 273 wrote: | | I feel like a character in a Kafka novel. |
You're coming across like a character from a Mr. Men book. |
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Reds
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Morning all. Been hanging around the periphery for a couple of months and thought I'd register.
Thanks for the laughs (the site has made work a lot more fun) and hope to add a few of my own.
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HB
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| Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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Hi everyone, thought it was about time I signed up to BB as I have been to a few of the organised track days, a couple of the pub meets and even made it to Nurburgring for the 24 hour race in May. All this was through the invite of Homer. I have been looking for Barried cars for quite some time and everytime I find a worthy car it is already in the Shed database.
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Mrs_Doyle
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| Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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I remember you from one of the pub meets, hello and welcome HB.
Hi to all the other noobs too
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[Blacksheep]The perpl thing is gorgeous. Want.
Bowling-sig [F1F]As long as I come ahead of BlackSheep, I don't mind
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st_steve
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| Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome HB, it's a shame there are no bits of Subaru trim sticking out of the front of the Golf in your pics .
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sweeney
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| hey, its me the sweeney... |
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patrickrallyhead
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| Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:03 am Post subject: new member |
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| hi lads some nice sheds here |
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DumpedVal
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| Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:19 am Post subject: |
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| sweeney wrote: | | hey, its me the sweeney... |
If you are going to use that username then you need to at least put the theme music on and then this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcfprTzcQLM
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Henchy
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:54 am Post subject: |
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Hey hey! Had a couple o posts but not said hello yet so.... Hi everybody!
Also does anyone get the feeling Robneys Bowbot has a look of a rapist about it, freaks me out man. Anyway happy friday hope your all having a beer and enjoying!
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tugger
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:06 am Post subject: |
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Hello all noobs, don't be shy...have fun.
HB did I meet you at one of the meets? are you blonde?
Glad you made it.
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tom.healey
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| Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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| ahhhhhhhh sorry, i see, say hello here, do appolagize, i was to exited about the fact that there is a forum i can access |
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kidsinister
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| Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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Calm down and type slower then.
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tom.healey
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| Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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| ok ok im calm now, just the sudden shock of finding something to do during my long boring day selling smart cars to the population. |
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Sweatymorph
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| Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:37 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome, over enthusiastic noob! 
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fatbaldbloke
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| Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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| tom.healey wrote: | | ok ok im calm now, just the sudden shock of finding something to do during my long boring day selling smart cars to the population. |
I've been doing similar. You really ought to be more careful.
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| the_amazing_dancing_bear wrote: | | 273 wrote: | | I feel like a character in a Kafka novel. |
You're coming across like a character from a Mr. Men book. |
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Wibblemonster
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| Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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| st_steve wrote: | | Welcome HB, it's a shame there are no bits of Subaru trim sticking out of the front of the Golf in your pics . |
Oi!!! cheeky sod
Hi HB, glad to see you finally managed to sign up 
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| Goose wrote: | | I would. Force feeding her burger meat and white spirit through a funnel whilst dry penetrating from behind wearing a cock ring wired into the mains. |
| Rob_BC wrote: | | tifosi wrote: | | Old birds are cool, I had a go on a 62 yo when I was 20. Obviously the flange was a bit chewed and it did resemble a kebab but she were lovely. I even got a bit of back door action. |
I believe the Goose would describe that as "like an octopus that'd been flayed against a wall" |
| FBB wrote: | | 21:06:39 [fatbaldbloke] I think I shall stop drinking.... |
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