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Odie
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Hi Folks,
Been looking for a month or so now and really enjoyed having a good laugh at some peoples idea of car "improvement".  |
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F1F
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Location: I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
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| Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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You've posted your cars in Members' Cars whilst displaying a sense of humour, and found the correct thread to introduce yourself in.
The fuck is going on?
Welcome, by the way.
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Odie
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| F1F wrote: | You've posted your cars in Members' Cars whilst displaying a sense of humour, and found the correct thread to introduce yourself in.
The fuck is going on?
Welcome, by the way. |
Don't worry, I'll cock it all up soon enough.  I've got the body armour and battle bowler on stand-by for when I do. 
Thanks for the welcome.
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antil33t
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| Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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Hello all!
Brilliant site just made my day hahah. |
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mercer
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Hello Barry Boys! Thought I'd sign up and check out some vandalised motors, cannot stand OTT stoopid ass body kits.
by the way - I drive a Focus ST170, standard outside but no engine wise. Nothing visual fucked up for me! |
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anzo
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Good Afternoon,
Been reading up on the forum for a while now, I'm very impressed with the control and organisation on here!
So, I'm Matt, I'm 21 and I'm an IT Administrator, Technician, Support...whatever the hell you want to call it.
I drive a 1.8TDCI Ford Focus; modifications include a Magic Tree Air Freshner and a 'clip on' Ipod dock.
I live along the wonderful borders of Nottinghamshire and Derbyshire, ideally situated by the countryside with a short drive into either cities.
I look forward to contributing to the forum. |
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goose
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Location: Solving Global famine: "Let them eat flies"
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| Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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Dolphin Semen to the site.
It's obligatory to show pictures of either your girlfriends / mum's bristols when joining.
I'd even go for Nan's to tell you the truth. Or a sneaky shot of Ol' Granpa having a poo?
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fatbaldbloke
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Location: tipping kidsinister over...
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| Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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NURSE!
He's got out again. Bring the tranquilizer gun and hurry.
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| kidsinister wrote: | | It's called being 'inFaminable'. A bit like Papal infallibility, but more perpl. |
| the_amazing_dancing_bear wrote: | | 273 wrote: | | I feel like a character in a Kafka novel. |
You're coming across like a character from a Mr. Men book. |
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irb
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| Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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Posting away like a tit and only just noticed this.
Long time lurker - round these parts we don't have much in the way of Barry (and a lot of it is here already) so this place fulfills my needs as far as sneering at the terminally thick and cack handed goes.
Stable includes a dull Swedish estate familywagen, a VX220 WiP, a tastefully immaculate Dolomite Sprint and a couple in the pending file. The rest is a collection of large (one of them Barry crushingly large) lorries unlikely to be of interest to anyone here. |
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kidsinister
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| Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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The word 'custard' is heading in the direction of this thread with unseemly haste.
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irb
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| Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Custard? |
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fatbaldbloke
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| Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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Custard proof.
The use of custard (or another food product) in photographs to prove that the vehicle being photographed is in your possession. In lieu of food products, a hand written sign stating that "Kidsinister is an active member of Oldham cycling club" will usually suffice.
This is usually reserved for more fanciful claims of ownership, rather than old Volvos and Triumphs.
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| kidsinister wrote: | | It's called being 'inFaminable'. A bit like Papal infallibility, but more perpl. |
| the_amazing_dancing_bear wrote: | | 273 wrote: | | I feel like a character in a Kafka novel. |
You're coming across like a character from a Mr. Men book. |
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kidsinister
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| Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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Custard proof. I shall explain.
Claims of ownership of exotic/classic/expensive machinery require proof, which takes the form of photographs of said machinery featuring a tin of custard, or failing that the ingredient/condiment of your choice.
Some nice piccies of your Dolly in the Members' Cars section would do for a start.
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kidsinister
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| Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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...as FBB has rudely interrupted me by explaining.
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| don_choco wrote: | | There is no honour in cycling. |
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irb
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| No nice pics I'm afraid because I can't point a camera for shit. However, I shall at least provide sufficient evidence that I'm not some emotionally stunted 12 year old. |
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fatbaldbloke
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| irb wrote: | | The rest is a collection of large (one of them Barry crushingly large) lorries unlikely to be of interest to anyone here. |
Tugger will no doubt be very interested in the Scammel and the S4 looks beautiful.
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| kidsinister wrote: | | It's called being 'inFaminable'. A bit like Papal infallibility, but more perpl. |
| the_amazing_dancing_bear wrote: | | 273 wrote: | | I feel like a character in a Kafka novel. |
You're coming across like a character from a Mr. Men book. |
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rog8811
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| Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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@ irb Just spent an hour reading through your scammel rebuild, superb work you are doing, I will be visiting again to check on progress.
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irb
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| fatbaldbloke wrote: | | Tugger will no doubt be very interested in the Scammel and the S4 looks beautiful. |
Cheers for that - there was a lot of manhours sunk into it.
And cheers for mending that photo. I can only blame brain fade. |
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Baj
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| rog8811 wrote: | | @ irb Just spent an hour reading through your scammel rebuild, superb work you are doing, I will be visiting again to check on progress. |
Me too. Mightily jealous. My mate shares garagespace with a guy who recently rebuilt a post WW1 truck.
I cant for the life of me remember its name. It looks like a steam truck except it isnt steam. Solid tyres though.
He spent £2k just on the wooden bed on the rear and the new tyres weren't cheap either.
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It's remotely possible that he just said something about... The Scary Door.
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hemeroid
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| Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Not been on BB for a while (year or so) and forgot my password like a pleb. Just running the drill with new name and hopefully get back into the swing of things. |
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Famine
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| Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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| hemeroid wrote: | | Not been on BB for a while (year or so) and forgot my password like a pleb. Just running the drill with new name and hopefully get back into the swing of things. |
Was there something notably wrong with the "I forgot my password like a twat" link?
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hemeroid
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| Famine wrote: | | hemeroid wrote: | | Not been on BB for a while (year or so) and forgot my password like a pleb. Just running the drill with new name and hopefully get back into the swing of things. |
Was there something notably wrong with the "I forgot my password like a twat" link? |
I've also moved email addy aswell, so I'm not sure where I stand in terms of retrieving my old BB addict status. |
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scruffygrey
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| Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:53 am Post subject: |
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| New here, been reading and laughing for a while, thought its time I actually joined up. Will post up pic of my cars in members soon, a boggo audi a4 avant and a westfield sei, very un barry Im afraid. |
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1192simon
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| Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:43 pm Post subject: i be a newbie !! |
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Wassup goood people ?
My name is simon and i live in Luton beds. I currently run a Mitsy GTO non turbo.
Heard loads of blokes on the owners site talk about this one and say how good it is. So i thought i would sign up and say hello. Thanks guys..
Simon 
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Good evening and welcome. This is the tallest website in Europe.
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