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 Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:40 am Post subject: WFS: Tarp munching cost-minimised basic transportation device 214 |
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from here:http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1996-cost-minimised basic transportation device-214-SI-MODIFIED-UNFINISHED-PROJECT_W0QQitemZ220514175126QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item3357ab4896
Much ventage, huge panel gaps, overspray, tarpaulin.......
under the tarp is just as bad....
round the back - shiny new lexarse lights, more gappage, more tarp, more overspray........
K&N sticker for the extra ponies, unsure if thats a paint job or a dirty protest.....
Whitewalls?.......
 
Barry writes:
I AM SELLING MY PROJECT DUE TO FUNDS... lack of the words lack of methinks
CAR RUNS VERY WELL STARTS EVERYTIME....of course it does
RECENTLY HAD NEW HEAD GASKET, GEAR BOX AND CLUTCH HAD OVER 1000 SPENT ON IT SO FAR...HGF surely not
ALL IT NEED IS A FULL RESPRAY ....all it needs is crushing
IDEAL FIRST SPORTY CAR......hmmm
ANY ONE WANT TO MAKE TO MAKE ME A GOOD ENOUGH OFFER WILL END EARLY.....end it all would be preferable
ALSO GOT ALL THE PAINTS AND LAQUER TO FINISH SPRAY JOB OFF.....
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO NO ANY OTHER DETAILS ON THE CAR SEND ME A MESSAGE OR CONTACT ME ON 07********7................
IF YOU WOULD LIKE ANY OTHER CERTAIN PICTURES LET ME KNOW AND I WILL SEND THEM TO YOU..........how about a certain picture of it atop a large bonfire?
No registration number so unchecked
pics uploaded
The full brutal horror of the shed database checked
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:49 am Post subject: |
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That truly is repugnant. Overspray on the wheels, both gold and white.
I think Mongo was trying to respray it under the tarp while it rained, considering the blotches without pain on the front bumper.
The solvent surely fucked his neurone up.
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:49 am Post subject: |
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Now that is a shed. You could keep your lawnmower in that.
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:47 am Post subject: |
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Has Barry covered the antenna in masking tape and sprayed it? Credit where credit's due, I've not seen that before.
Of course, it could simply be we're looking at the mother of all rattle-can paint jobs. In which case, the pictures are making it look at lot better than it is.
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cimex01
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:30 am Post subject: |
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| Im not even sure it's rattle cans - looks more like he's shat into his own hands and smeared it over the "bodywork". Although he does have all the paint and lacquer to finish - maybe still working its way through his digestive tract. |
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Odie
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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Each aftermarket bit fitted without reference to anything else has ended in the usual fiasco - an ill fitting, ill conceived, unsaleable (except to another blind Barry) heap of shite. 
Then the daft bugger SHOUTS at folk in a vain effort to off-load it as though small words in big, bold print will make it more saleable. Why is it they do that? 
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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Who gave this five year old a car to paint? |
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IDEAL FIRST SPORTY CAR......
Manufacturer: Rover
Engine Size: 1,396 cc
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Has he tried to sand it down with a dog turd?
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:47 pm Post subject: Re: WFS: Tarp munching cost-minimised basic transportation d |
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| cimex01 wrote: | The full brutal horror of the shed database checked
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Did you search under Boxster Spyder ?
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| Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:00 am Post subject: |
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| 2o bids, currently at £310....and reserve not met |
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| Quote: | CAR RUNS VERY WELL STARTS EVERYTIME...
RECENTLY HAD NEW HEAD GASKET, GEAR BOX AND CLUTCH |
Starts everytime? What even when the gearbox is shagged? Or the head gasket?
Surely that is a Barry fail. |
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Did anyone notice his user name - he certainly lives up to it.
CAR = Shite
OWNER = Twat!
That's all I can say.
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| thats-awful wrote: | | Quote: | CAR RUNS VERY WELL STARTS EVERYTIME...
RECENTLY HAD NEW HEAD GASKET, GEAR BOX AND CLUTCH |
Starts everytime? What even when the gearbox is shagged? Or the head gasket?
Surely that is a Barry fail. |
A gearbox wouldn't prevent it starting. My old Metro started first time and ran beautifully until cylinder number 3 filled with water, at which point it misfired like a bitch until the water ran out and then ran fine again, so I'm inclined to say HGF wouldn't cause non-starting in most cases. (The only HGF'd car I've ever failed to start was a Scirocco banger and that had more to do with the conrod sticking through the water pump )
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| Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:17 pm Post subject: Re: WFS: Tarp munching cost-minimised basic transportation d |
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Now this is a proper half arsed Barry shed.
Such big plans, such shite (and talentless and tastelss) execution.
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me too.
I went to investigate...
ok...
oh well.
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| Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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Oh dear.
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| Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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er, he is selling, not buying.
car=wank.
why do people even try spraying at home? i have tried to repair a blemish on the alfa-of-fail's bumper, using a guide from detailing world, and its stillbloody obvious it's been rattle-canned. heaven knows what this car will look like with barry's cans and point-and-shoot approach.
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| Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:14 am Post subject: |
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| Definately buying, not selling. I expext he's modified it into some kind of indervidjual hand brake lever or something. |
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| Lygonos wrote: | That truly is repugnant. Overspray on the wheels, both gold and white.
I think Mongo was trying to respray it under the tarp while it rained, considering the blotches without pain on the front bumper.
The solvent surely fucked his neurone up. |
"blotches without pain"?.... There is NO part of this car that is without pain! |
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