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 Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:54 pm Post subject: SFS - Jamaican 'gangsta' Nissan Sunny! |
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'Sup niggaz, westside to ma homies in da ghetto missin' da homeland.
Don't be down bruvs, sit back, spark up a fat 'un and check out deez sik rimz that'll mean every time ya need to visit da dealer, you'll think you were home.
Enough of that shit. Let's analyse the crap...
If you can't get a Nissan Skyline, what's the next best thing, a Nissan Sunny of course! 
Now, how can we make it stand out from the regular 'ridez on road'. Stick on a gangsta bodykit and paint the mofo green.
Proper bo I tell thee... 
Of course, one can't keep it real in the ghetto on standard 'rimz' - don't be a joker - get some jokers!
That's the shit, split rimz like dem BBS ones innit...indeed.
What about the damage on the right rear? Of course bruv, 50cent got shot like 35 times, dis damage is from da conflict off da streets innit. (By streets...read 'kerbs')
What's the point of having such a sik exterior if the interior is standard. Mod that shit mofo!
Yellow tints - KWALITEE and look great. Have a look inside, the yellow theme continues. Dash, doors, seats everything. Noice!
Needing some contrast with the yellow, the green theme continues...with trees. Palm trees on the inner doors, central part of the seats and what looks some kind of subwoofer box on the back seat.
Racing wheel and knob needed to control the POWAH!!!111oneonetwo!
Now, some people add dials to monitor oil pressure and the like...not here. Add these bad boys so you can tell the time in both London and Kingston...essential.
And there ladeeez and gentzzz you have it. Pics taken by me in Camden, uploaded, DB checked.
NB, this stunner is up for sale should you fancy it...no? Thought as much.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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Wild! I haven't seen yellow tints like that since 1974!
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| Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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Isn't that a Pimp my Ride UK car?
It's still shit mind.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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How did you not throw up on the spot??!
Hmm reminds me of someone.......
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| Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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| dave_baksh wrote: | Isn't that a Pimp my Ride UK car?
It's still shit mind. |
Yes it certainly is, well worth the money MTV paid Carisma to modify it, he can't have had it like that for more than 6 months.... this guy won't get much for this shitheap....especially as it was 'personalised' to him, I'm pretty sure he said he won it in a card game.... hence the wheel centres.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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Are they actual tintz, or just nicotine build-up??? |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry to DP, but they aren't subwoofers on the back seat....they are bongo drums... and I also seem to remember.....continuing the Jamaican theme, they put thin boxes filled with sand, lit up with red led's and covered with perspex in the footwells.....
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Mrs D talking to Sheep at the Pod "I'm a bit dribbly this morning!"
Tig and Roo at the Pod...
Roo "I'm not one to pop a vein in my forehead trying to crimp one out!"
Tig "If you haven't got a headache or a bloodshot eye afterwards you're not doing it properly!"
Sheep at the Pod ... "if I had a sister I'd probably have had a go already!"
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| Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:36 pm Post subject: |
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Hating the car, but have to say the London and Kingston clocks.... this guy has a sense of humour, I like that!
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| Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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Just phoned him up and told him it's on here.
Didn't sound that interested, but always got to be worth a go.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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Are they plate warmers in the back there???
I thought hostess trolleys went out with "Sale of the Century" from Norwich in about 1978
I'm loving the Urinal yellow tints too. I need a piss just looking at it.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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Not barry at all, just funny.
I love it. Especially, as crawfy says, the clocks. |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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Sinfully, I actually quite like it in a deeply comic way.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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*gets wet fish and slaps the_thing and Flintstone*
It's barry as fuck and if Westwood had anything to do with it it must be destroyed!
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| Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:23 pm Post subject: |
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I know its barry as fuck, but it makes me laugh so much I can't help but like it. In the same sadistic way that laughing at a fat person trying to climb stairs is somehow very pleasurable, laughing at this car is very much enjoyable.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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I remember it from PMRuk
He didn't seem impressed, like the others! The Bongo's in the back are because the guy has a love of Jamaican Music (this also explains the Kingston Clock)
Also, the dude was white. Didn't seem at all jamaican.
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| Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:14 am Post subject: |
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| mike-oh wrote: | *gets wet fish and slaps the_thing and Flintstone*
It's barry as fuck and if Westwood had anything to do with it it must be destroyed! |
*In the stylee of The Monty Python fish slapping dance produces larger fish and slaps mike-oh.
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| Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:41 am Post subject: |
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| bakircioglu wrote: | | Also, the dude was white. Didn't seem at all jamaican. |
Westwood's not black either when you look beyond all the holla ryt atya pimpin wiv da big dawg foshizzle shit. What is it with PMRUK and people pretending to be black?
That show is soo wrong....as that car demonstrates.
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| Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:50 am Post subject: |
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Again I quite like it for the comedy value. Tis kinda cool.
*gleefully awaits someone to slap him*
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| Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:43 am Post subject: |
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| tigran wrote: | Again I quite like it for the comedy value. Tis kinda cool.
*gleefully awaits someone to slap him* |
That car is shite.
Pimp my ride is shite.
Tim Westwood is shite.
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| Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:59 am Post subject: |
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| mike-oh wrote: | | Westwood's not black either when you look beyond all the holla ryt atya pimpin wiv da big dawg foshizzle shit. What is it with PMRUK and people pretending to be black? |
Because everyone knows that it's cool to be black, but white people are uptight square-ass honkies. Tsk, don't you know anything, after all your grandad's probably white, and how cool is he? Wiggle ma twizzle, fo drizzle!
Thing is, they're not actually pretending to be black, they're just pretending to be 'gangsta'. Pretending to be black could mean just about anything, I don't see many pasty-white chavs pretending to be Chris Eubank...
As for the car...only someone as deluded as Westwood could even consider 'pimping' such a pile of crap.
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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Now it's on eBay.
And it's been stolen and recovered  .
| Somewhat morose seller wrote: | t has damage to the steering lock and a few dents to bodywork etc. (as per pictures)
The car still has all the interior but the stereo and Tvs etc have been stolen |
Woops.
Looks really awful now.
Can't believe it's only a 1.3. Dunno how it moved with all those TVs in it.
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So in other words the only possiblely acceptable reason for having it has been nicked? Why the fuck would you want it back in the first place? I would be begging the insurance company for a pay-out......unless of course all the "pimp" gear was undeclared! I would be fucking grateful to the thieving pikeys that had removed it for me!
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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oh no! they even took his bongo shoe box thing of the back seat! that is just a crying shame
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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Woops.
Looks really awful now.
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:14 pm Post subject: Re: SFS - Jamaican 'gangsta' Nissan Sunny! |
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PLEASE MTV....... steal my mobile.... |
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