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Clive
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 Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:50 am Post subject: Mouthy tosser, uninsured Skyline crashes at 75+ in 40 limit. |
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As already posted in WCMUT, I'm posting the link here as I think this is too good to be drowned out by other stuff in that thread
http://www.sussexcarz.com/forum/upload1/showthread.php?t=19267
You'll want a comfy chair and a pot of coffee but it's worth it. Equivalent to one of our BBG threads.
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| Oldandslow wrote: | | Standard wrote: | WAMT?
Stupid bloody female colleagues at work. Apparantly I have to buy the Mrs a present because she is 'letting me go to Amsterdam' in march. |
Depends what you're "allowed" to do when in Amsterdam. If you're looking at tulips and Van Gogh paintings wtf do you need "permission" for. No present necessary.
If you're banging skanky whores in alleys, then maybe a nice pair of earrings. |
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kidsinister
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:57 am Post subject: |
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| Some spacktard called Paul wrote: | | Considering i wasnt wearing a seatbelt.. And doing a bit over the 40mph limit... It wasnt all that bad.. LOL! |
Cunt. And didn't he get all defensive in a hurry?
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:57 am Post subject: |
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Oh that's beautiful! 'Don't doubt the driving ability' coming from someone who has just lost control on a dead straight road.
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wiganer
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:00 am Post subject: |
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| random_dave_1 wrote: | | Oh that's beautiful! 'Don't doubt the driving ability' coming from someone who has just lost control on a dead straight road. |
A "profesional drifter" lost control at 70 odd on a straight road... with no seatbelt on and no insurance.
Serves him fucking right....
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F1F
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:02 am Post subject: |
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Uninsured? Wasn't wearing a seatbelt?
What happened to natural selection? 
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kidsinister
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:03 am Post subject: |
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I didn't realise it was 17 pages! Of pwnage too, it seems...
*Makes note to read that tomorrow over breakfast*
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random_dave_1
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:03 am Post subject: |
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I'm only on page 4 and i've pissed myself so many times the only thing left to do is piss some blood. I love the bit where he says he would have caused him more harm if he'd worn his seatbelt. Ooh those evil bastards who built my car put seatbelts in, must be some kind of trap.
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Clive
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:05 am Post subject: |
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It gets better. Around page 15/16 you've got all the 'guest' posters from Pistonheads and the like signing up with comedy usernames. Quality stuff, don't wait for breakfast, read the fucker now.
If that thread was an eBay seller it would be A++++++++++ recommended seller blah blah.
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Stupid bloody female colleagues at work. Apparantly I have to buy the Mrs a present because she is 'letting me go to Amsterdam' in march. |
Depends what you're "allowed" to do when in Amsterdam. If you're looking at tulips and Van Gogh paintings wtf do you need "permission" for. No present necessary.
If you're banging skanky whores in alleys, then maybe a nice pair of earrings. |
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kidsinister
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:13 am Post subject: |
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| Paul, the Ice-dancing drift King wrote: | | Ive lost friends due to seatbelts breaking ribs and puncturing lungs in the past... |
How many? Bullshitting wanker.
You're right, it just gets better. Prize twat. *Keeps reading, despite drowsiness...*
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Clive
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:16 am Post subject: |
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That's right, in 0.0000000001% of accidents, you'd walk away with fewer injuries if you DIDN'T wear a seatbelt, so just in case you're the sort of guy with the same luck as a 4 times lottery winner, best not wear a seatbelt EVER 
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Stupid bloody female colleagues at work. Apparantly I have to buy the Mrs a present because she is 'letting me go to Amsterdam' in march. |
Depends what you're "allowed" to do when in Amsterdam. If you're looking at tulips and Van Gogh paintings wtf do you need "permission" for. No present necessary.
If you're banging skanky whores in alleys, then maybe a nice pair of earrings. |
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:42 am Post subject: |
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I love it when the mods shut the thread down for half an hour for everyone to calm down!
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:59 am Post subject: |
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| Clive wrote: | It gets better. Around page 15/16 you've got all the 'guest' posters from Pistonheads and the like signing up with comedy usernames. Quality stuff, don't wait for breakfast, read the fucker now.
If that thread was an eBay seller it would be A++++++++++ recommended seller blah blah. |
we were haivng some fun with it over there. I love all these so called 'driftaz' and their fish tailing antics 
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:59 am Post subject: |
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| To an importer/ potential seller, l33t drifter Paul FWx the driver wrote: | | Want a white GTST really mate.. With Wh="Stinker"ite TE37s If you can get hold of one.. |
| Stinker wrote: | | Wouldn't you be better off getting one in green and brown? Might provide some camouflage the next time you park it. |
| Quote: | | Actually, on second thoughts, white probably is the best. That way pedestrians can see you coming. |
| Smithaldo wrote: | | Not if he blends in with all that ice... |
| ice 2cu,2cu ice wrote: | | the mans a legend what can i say |
[quote="Vanilla Ice]He is my new hero...[/quote]
Trolling ensues here.
Took an hour to read, well worth it
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19:51:21 [thebassjunky] i've mounted an electric drill on the front wheel of my pushbike, with a piece of string connected to the trigger for the throttle
22:50:54 [Mrs_Doyle, discussing traction control on her Rhinerbarge] sounds like nannying to me
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:03 am Post subject: |
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It appears they now know the thread is on here too.
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:05 am Post subject: |
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Oh yeah! The sheep reads 17 pages of txtspk and backpedalling in one sitting ! Go Sheepy, Go Sheepy!  
The guy's such a moron that he owned himself long before the clearthinkers from PH wandered in to give it to him in black and white. Not surprising, seeing the way he only got to page 2 before letting rip with the abuse. Nice of the admins to favour national site exposure over letting one of their regulars save face by locking it away. Loyalty's the key
As far as I can make out, in amongst all the sub-primary grammar and sig-images, is evidence to him not having fully paid for the car OR having the V5. So he's just written off what is effectively a stolen car, while driving without insurance. Whoopsy. I wonder if the owner of the land he crashed on could claim damages for the trees he destroyed 
It's taken that thread to realise why we don't get so many BBG threads here - we don't have enough regular posters that are both lawbreaking fuckwits AND stupid enough to post it in a self-deprecating comedy thread.
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:09 am Post subject: |
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I thought this was funny
| martynzs wisdom wrote: | | thanks fuck you didnt kill anyone tho, or yourself! seatbelts are there for a reason... |
And bright spark's response is...
| monkey boy wrote: | Exactly, to give you mahoosive whiplash!!! Id be in pain now if id have had that seatbelt on.... I wear harnesses tbh... JUst unforunate i didnt get round to puttign any i nthe skyline...
But yeh, maybe i wasnt concentratign as much, id just finished a 12hr night shift aswell, which didnt help |
So the long and short of it was - he was speeding down a short stretch of icey road....... tired!.
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:15 am Post subject: |
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The insurance and ownership issues are entertaining but it's the talentless prick's insistence that seatbelts are the work of the devil that made me laugh so much. I also enjoyed the was it/wasn't it saga re the 'icy' road.
Sorry, I started sounding like I was back at school doing a book review there! 'I think this thread would be most suitable for people wishing to spend an hour reading about how some tool ran out of luck on a straight road and thought it would be cool to tell the world how great he is.'
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:22 am Post subject: |
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It makes me wonder whether vehicle manufacturers place airbags in our car's just to 'mess with our do' in an accident.
TUT....all that crash testing and all they had to do was talk to monkey boy here, he'd have straightened it all out. |
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:27 am Post subject: |
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| i_c_ded_ppl wrote: | | TUT....all that crash testing and all they had to do was talk to monkey boy here, he'd have straightened it all out. |
They won't waste their time. He'll be far too busy straightening out his car.
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fulani
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:30 am Post subject: |
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I know that road fairly well.
I think the 40 limit is a bit daft (it's there for the holidaymakers in the Summer), but going anything over 55ish is just dangerous - there are always ponies and deer on the road, and the occasional cow, not to mention hordes of cyclists, dog walkers on the verges and people parked up to look at said animals.
There are plenty of roads around there that don't have a 40 limit, and won't have animals arsing around on them. Keep your speeding to those...
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| BlackSheep wrote: | | i_c_ded_ppl wrote: | | TUT....all that crash testing and all they had to do was talk to monkey boy here, he'd have straightened it all out. |
They won't waste their time. He'll be far too busy straightening out his car. |
One less Irresponsible youth behind the wheel of a sports car on the roads.
But still.... no shortage. |
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:35 am Post subject: |
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Oh dear.
'Someone' has registered as his mum
He's not the Messiah...... |
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:36 am Post subject: |
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Funny, their forum is getting an up turn in new users again.
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:39 am Post subject: |
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In fact, I'm not doing anything tomorrow. I might pop down to ground zero and get me a piece of R32 as a souvenir.
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| Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:41 am Post subject: |
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Watch your footing, i hear it can get a little slick.
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