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Teethgrinder
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 Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 12:07 am Post subject: COMPLAINTS PROCEDURE: If Barryboys.co.uk has caused offence |
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THEN FUCK OFF
Like your TV set, you can change channel / switch off etc.
In the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland we have this little luxury called "freedom of speech". Not everyone agrees with what everyone says, but hey, we just accept the fact.
Threatening to carry out acts of violence, lawsuits, or Mum shagging just because you do not agree with views expressed here is just plain silly. It's only the internet. It's a bit of fun. Terror groups threaten people because they don't agree with them / their views.
By all means join in and put your opinion and point of view across, but, do not bother with the "you're all gay, wankers, arseholes etc" - we've heard it all before. Come up with a reasonable arguement as to why said car(s) is good and we'll listen.
If you come in shooting your mouth off, all guns blazing, you will get response in kind. Tenfold.
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Clive
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| Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 3:03 am Post subject: |
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I've made the above post "sticky" as I think it needs to be permanently visible to the barry newbies.
Please also accept your new ranking of "submitter of the week".
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| Oldandslow wrote: | | Standard wrote: | WAMT?
Stupid bloody female colleagues at work. Apparantly I have to buy the Mrs a present because she is 'letting me go to Amsterdam' in march. |
Depends what you're "allowed" to do when in Amsterdam. If you're looking at tulips and Van Gogh paintings wtf do you need "permission" for. No present necessary.
If you're banging skanky whores in alleys, then maybe a nice pair of earrings. |
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mikev
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| Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:06 am Post subject: |
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Now THAT made me laugh  nice job 
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Scooby Dee
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| Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:55 am Post subject: |
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| I didn't expect to see that, nice one |
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theyaskedforit
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| Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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I can see it now. Some young-un is cruising the forum and is caught looking at the Bappage thread by their Mum. Suitably offended, she looks at the screen and is relieved to see that the site takes a 1950s-style responsible attitude to it's site content - "Complaints Procedure".
She clicks on the link.......  
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| Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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Well said! Very funny too, was expecting some offical from Webmaster, but instead i get the words "fuck" and "off" in red capital letters.
Very effective and well worth doing!
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lusso
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| Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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fantastic.
10/10
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5bellies
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| Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:29 am Post subject: |
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Stupendous. made me laugh 
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simon172
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| Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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Top post Teethy!!!!!
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Teethgrinder
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| Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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Thank you all for the words of praise, I am deeply humbled. 
I don't get to visit often now that I'm in a new and busier career, but it really bugs me to see the endless posts of whining, "u slagged my mota", or, "ur all gay" whist trying to find the good reviews.
If you can't handle a little bit of stick then don't draw attention to yourself by 'barrying' your car, simple.
Clive, thank you for the ranking, although I'd prefer the un-PC title I've bestowed upon myself in my signature (Barry will probably agree with me on that!)
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Dafne
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Brilliant |
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turbonutter
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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I love it when the little tossers come on and give us there opinion, the humour content is almost as good as a classic British Comedy.
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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| This is why i love this forum, if i'm feeling a bit pissed off about things, or a bit a stressed, guaranteed there's a post on here somewhere that'll make me laugh out loud. This one did the trick today! Thanks so much |
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| Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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I've been logging onto here for a while and always thought this was an official thingy so didn't look...
Teethgrinder I take my hat off to you.
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Nick
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| Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 11:59 pm Post subject: Re: COMPLAINTS PROCEDURE: If Barryboys.co.uk has caused offe |
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| Teethgrinder wrote: | | THEN FUCK OFF Tenfold. |
jesus christ how many mcdees have you been eating? |
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equalize
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 9:36 am Post subject: |
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| the funniest thing on ere |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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| equalize wrote: | | the funniest thing on ere |
Not quite as funny as equalize's spelling though
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SexyCrayola
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| Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 7:38 pm Post subject: Re: COMPLAINTS PROCEDURE: If Barryboys.co.uk has caused offe |
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| Teethgrinder wrote: | By all means join in and put your opinion and point of view accross, but, do not bother with the "you're all gay, wankers, arseholes etc" - we've heard it all before. Come up with a reasonable arguement as to why said car(s) is good and we'll listen.
If you come in shooting your mouth off, all guns blazing, you will get response in kind. Tenfold. |
http://barryboys.co.uk/forum/phpbb/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=112215#112215
Youre all breaking your own rules on this one though ... read it properly and it isnt about cars is it.
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Mr E
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| Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 7:53 pm Post subject: Re: COMPLAINTS PROCEDURE: If Barryboys.co.uk has caused offe |
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| Teethgrinder wrote: |
In the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland we have this little luxury called "freedom of speech". |
Actually, you don't. At least I've never found a law stating as such in the same manner as in the US constitution. Because we don't have a constitution......
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Clive
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| Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:29 am Post subject: Re: COMPLAINTS PROCEDURE: If Barryboys.co.uk has caused offe |
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Youre all breaking your own rules on this one though ... read it properly and it isnt about cars is it. |
Maybe we are stretching the rules a little, but as I've said before - your boyfriend didn't really help calm matters down and has created a little more enthusiasm for some return abuse from our members. If you post photos of yourself in a provocative pose on the internet, you're bound to get a reponse. If you don't like it then don't do it.
Perhaps you missed the FUCK OFF bit at the top of this topic?
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| Oldandslow wrote: | | Standard wrote: | WAMT?
Stupid bloody female colleagues at work. Apparantly I have to buy the Mrs a present because she is 'letting me go to Amsterdam' in march. |
Depends what you're "allowed" to do when in Amsterdam. If you're looking at tulips and Van Gogh paintings wtf do you need "permission" for. No present necessary.
If you're banging skanky whores in alleys, then maybe a nice pair of earrings. |
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*DOH*
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| Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:34 am Post subject: Re: COMPLAINTS PROCEDURE: If Barryboys.co.uk has caused offe |
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| SexyCrayola wrote: | | Teethgrinder wrote: | By all means join in and put your opinion and point of view accross, but, do not bother with the "you're all gay, wankers, arseholes etc" - we've heard it all before. Come up with a reasonable arguement as to why said car(s) is good and we'll listen.
If you come in shooting your mouth off, all guns blazing, you will get response in kind. Tenfold. |
http://barryboys.co.uk/forum/phpbb/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=112215#112215
Youre all breaking your own rules on this one though ... read it properly and it isnt about cars is it. |
Barry is not just a car thing Rose, or Gabby whatever you want to call yourself?
Who is Gabby out of interest?
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/SexyCrayola/GABBYLOGWEBSITE/starters.htm
Barry is also what your male defender is, a person that spouts crap and threats over the internet, who thinks he is so much macho than the rest of the populous as he "thinks he drives the sweetest car on earth"  .
Likes to race on our public highways having no respect for other road users (needs to prove his cock is bigger than some unfortunate in a Civic, Metro .....)
I'm sure somebody else like wtf/Clive/Chris can clarify as i cannot be bothered. You seem nice enough, your ape friend should fuck off back to etiquette school.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:39 am Post subject: Re: COMPLAINTS PROCEDURE: If Barryboys.co.uk has caused offe |
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| *DOH* wrote: | | You seem nice enough, your ape friend should fuck off back to etiquette school. |
The 'back to' part suggests he actually went there in the first place. |
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| Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:51 am Post subject: |
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ha ha ha, laughed so hard i almost made a noise
fucking funny...
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Oh sweet jesus, I nearly choked to death as I read the words 'FUCK OFF' as I was inhaling one of Mssrs Lambert and Butlers finest...
You could have at least warned me!
Nicely put!
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