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deebom
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 Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:50 am Post subject: SFS. Sticky Over, Playschool Pug, and an ugly van. |
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A Over I found in Saaf Eest Lundun.
I only manged to get one pic of the baby walker pug. It was being driven by a Vietnamese drug dealer.
Civic with gappage.
And this van. Not sure if it's factory Barry or not. At first I thought it was American, but no it's a Toyota Import of some kind.
Kerbage.
Some more shitters saved for posterity.
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mitsgtoboy
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:17 am Post subject: |
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Toyboata is standard. The Civic is near as dammit standard.
I'm 90% sure the Over is factory standard sticker pack as well.
So its mostly a post of fail. I suggest studying the SOTW for an idea of what to aim for.
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mitsgtoboy
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:18 am Post subject: |
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And lets not forget the ONE single picture of a barried car was taken whilst driving. I hope you have some asbestos clothing and some anal lube.
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| elise111s wrote: | | Cream wrote: | | and why would you own 20 cars in such a short time? |
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Joe
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:25 am Post subject: Re: SFS. Sticky Over, Playschool Pug, and an ugly van. |
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| deebom wrote: | | I only manged to get one pic of the baby walker pug. It was being driven by a Vietnamese drug dealer. |
The Credit Crunch must be affecting all professions now, if drug dealers are having to downscale to Peugeot 206's...
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deebom
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:17 am Post subject: |
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The Pug was Photographed whilst sitting in a traffic jam. So hardly dangerous driving. An I'm pretty sure that the Over aint factory. X-Power? Yes the thread is a bit meh, but it's something to while away the minutes.
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elise111s
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:26 am Post subject: |
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| deebom wrote: | | An I'm pretty sure that the Over aint factory. |
It is. Factory barry.
I reckon the driver is only good at high speed stuff as that parking is shite.
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mitsgtoboy
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:34 am Post subject: |
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There was an xpower version at one point - cost £19995 new to tie in with the ZS touring car. Whilst looking up these dreary facts I found This link - which made me laught - an MG ZS unmarked police car down the bottom?!  I deal for high speed chases...
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deebom
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:46 am Post subject: |
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Well, without wishing to get into a discussion about Overs. This is just a crappy 75 that BMW couldnt get rid of so they gave them to MG to Barry up for them. Google doesnt come up with one that even remotely resembles this stickered travesty. I dont think it is an X power (whatever that is?) It's just got crap stickers cos Barry want evryone to look at him in his shitty Over. Surley that why we post these cars. Because they are not what they seem. "The tinsel of fake performance."
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deebom
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Ah, fuck it. the thread is crap. Mods get your keys. Am goin to hide in the garden shed.
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:51 am Post subject: |
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| deebom wrote: | | It's just got crap stickers cos Barry want everyone to look at him in his shitty Over. |
Mind, he's thorough.Even the traffic helicopter can point and laugh at him due to the world's biggest MG sticker on the roof.
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mitsgtoboy
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:58 am Post subject: |
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| deebom wrote: | | Well, without wishing to get into a discussion about Overs. This is just a crappy 75 |
It's a Honda Civic from the mid '90's aka cost-minimised basic transportation device 400/45/MG ZS. The clue is it doesn't look like a drunken rendition of a Jaguar S-type
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deebom
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My apologies. If it's not a P5 or a P6 then they all look the same to me.
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| deebom wrote: | | My apologies. If it's not a P5 or a P6 then they all look shitty, unreliable, communist deathwagons to me. |
There we go, fixed that for you.
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Phil-Beavers
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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| mitsgtoboy wrote: | | There was an xpower version at one point - cost £19995 new to tie in with the ZS touring car. Whilst looking up these dreary facts I found This link - which made me laught - an MG ZS unmarked police car down the bottom?! I deal for high speed chases... |
The ZS 180 is pretty quick, 0 to 60 in 7.3 seconds and 139 mph top end. The 3.2 V6 Omegas that would have been in use by Traffic when that car was used was 0.7 seconds slower to 60 and handles a lot worse than the ZS.
I think the replica you are refering to is this one;
They were going to make 300 of them but the project got shelved although a replica of this one was made.
Deebom, the ZS is based on the 45, not the 75. |
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mitsgtoboy
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The ZS 180 is pretty quick, 0 to 60 in 7.3 seconds and 139 mph top end. The 3.2 V6 Omegas that would have been in use by Traffic when that car was used was 0.7 seconds slower to 60 and handles a lot worse than the ZS. |
Until it blows it's head gasket.....in true Rover form. At which point the crims can drive of laughing. 0 - 60 in 7.3 isn't exactly rapid - nor is 139mph top whack.
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Toyota Regius = Hiace with windows, seats and carpets. They come with that level of bling from Japan.
God, that's dull. Where's the barry golf owner when you need him? |
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deebom
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Right then. X power =2 Zorsts? Over in this post 1 Zorst= 1 Barried shit 45?
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It equals one very meh barried Rover, yes. I always post barried Rovers, no matter how meh, though, because it always brings out at least one fanboy who will quote 0-60 times or something.
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I've had a passenger ride in a ZS 180 and I was totally underwhelmed. It made a nice noise but the engine seemed like a saloon car engine rather than a sports car engine. It was very uneventful. Not quite Vauxhall Vectraesque but dull nonetheless.
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| mitsgtoboy wrote: | | Phil-Beavers wrote: |
The ZS 180 is pretty quick, 0 to 60 in 7.3 seconds and 139 mph top end. The 3.2 V6 Omegas that would have been in use by Traffic when that car was used was 0.7 seconds slower to 60 and handles a lot worse than the ZS. |
Until it blows it's head gasket.....in true Rover form. At which point the crims can drive of laughing. 0 - 60 in 7.3 isn't exactly rapid - nor is 139mph top whack. |
The 4 pot K series engines are prone to HGF, the 2.5 KV6 is not. It does have problems with the VIS valves but the head gasket is fine.
F1F, I only quoted the 0-60 to show Mitsgtoboys post was not correct. I am however an MG fanboy and I own a MK2 ZS 120 (and no the head gasket has not failed on it......yet!). |
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elise111s
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| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:59 am Post subject: |
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Fucking brilliant - an MG Rover as a police pursuit car.
As a get-away driver it really isn't a speed race you were entering so much as an 'endurance' race should you find yourself being pursued by one.
If i was a brummy bank robber i'd just get a Golf diesel and do laps of the A4040 until the shitty contraptions over heated.
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| Is that Elise in your avatar yours? If so didn't they use the same K series enigine that everyone is mocking in that car? |
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elise111s
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| Phil-Beavers wrote: | | Is that Elise in your avatar yours? If so didn't they use the same K series enigine that everyone is mocking in that car? |
Yes - i take the piss out of the K-series, too.
Would've much preferred a Honda engine, thanks. Mine has never let me down but i always make sure it's warmed up, warmed down, has it's oil changed very regularly, that the garage it's parked in is carpeted with classically music playing.
I even have a bank account that has 800 quid in for when it goes.
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