SFS - Escort recycle bin!

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SFS - Escort recycle bin!

Post by The_Roo » Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:55 pm

Before I post the piccies, a bit of background information is required... back in May 2007, I posted THIS... well it turns out that barry has bought a different car to 'modify', albeit older than his original creation, filled it with recycled parts from his previous motah and implementing similar styling..... then displaying it in the 'Show and Shine/Install section at the Fast Show!

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I checked the DB for registration and it wasn't there... although I can't believe this guy actually takes his Scrote on the road very often! :lol:

Enjoy!! :wink:

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Post by JonnyA » Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:03 pm

:shock:

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Post by klinsi » Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:05 pm

My eyes hurt, there's too much of, well, everything!

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Post by Blarno » Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:08 pm

JonnyA wrote::shock:
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Post by Sham » Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:08 pm

JonnyA wrote::shock:
Indeed.

There's not much to add to that really.

It's just, well, :shock:

Is he like the old women with houses full of crap ornaments, and just buys something whenever he goes anywhere - or whenever he breaths and then sticks it to his car?
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Post by brm-brm » Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:12 pm

Fuzzy Felt interior, nice!

or not

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Post by Dave72 » Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:14 pm

:shock: indeed

I thought it were an old thread being bumped :oops:

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Post by carbonhead » Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:30 pm

Wow it looks like Mr Maker has finally got himself a new ride. loving the psp steering wheel holder type thing. now you too can play midnight club 3 while driving your own car AT THE SAME TIME!

Not sure whats going on with the red pinstripe on the back that goes right over the window seals... and the metal bages stuck onto the headrest must feel great jammed into the back of your cranium on long journeys.
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Post by Famine » Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:32 pm

The_Roo wrote:'Show and Shine'
I believe he misread.
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Post by Pieman » Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:21 pm

That is disturbingly similar to some of Fluffy's Polish sheds. Epic.
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Post by spacemonkey » Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:33 pm

Got to be a piss take!!

Would even Barry drive that and be proud of his efforts??

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Post by eMuNiX » Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:46 pm

spacemonkey wrote:Got to be a piss take!!

Would even Barry drive that and be proud of his efforts??
Click the link in Roo's first post, the owner has done this sort of thing before, I don't think it is a pisstake the owner is clearly mental.
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Post by The_Roo » Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:58 pm

While I was still taking pics of his motah, the owner came back with a bag full of stuff he'd bought from the masses of barry bits 'n' bobs stalls at the show.... so I doubt he's actually finished yet!! :shock:

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Post by regulator » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:58 pm

The ICE-install (or what i believe to be the install) is plain horrid....but what do you expect from a guy with the letters 2F2F stamped to the back of his head?

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Post by spooge » Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:07 pm

Show and shine with no tyre dressing and filthy arches?
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Post by Guybrush » Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:35 pm

Ha! The missing splitter is making the car look silly!
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Post by andyM » Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:19 pm

I love this find, purest barry at it's finest.
Every conceivable stick on part known to man all of which do absolutely zero to increase performance.

Recently the pickings have been somewhat slim, this reaffirms my belief that the tat is still out there and we are duty bound to out it.
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Post by WeirdNeville » Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:18 pm

It's like an Escher painting. My brain can't quite process the information my eyes are feeding it. There's a shitty escort, some bits of carpet covered MDF, some speakers, pointing in odd directions, some critical looking wiring, one cossie bonnet vent.... all vying for attention.

If I ever tried to drive it, I think I'd suffer an epileptic fit.
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Post by andyM » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:41 am

thats one unpainted, stick on and certainly not functioning bonnet vent FTW


This is certainly deserving of the SOTW mantle.
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Post by Wibblemonster » Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:14 am

WeirdNeville wrote:It's like an Escher painting. My brain can't quite process the information my eyes are feeding it. There's a shitty escort, some bits of carpet covered MDF, some speakers, pointing in odd directions, some critical looking wiring, one cossie bonnet vent.... all vying for attention.

If I ever tried to drive it, I think I'd suffer an epileptic fit.
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